I went with an unnamed co-worker to the Matzohball, the Jewish singles party that happens every Christmas Eve so Jews have something to do after they eat Chinese food. Their website calls the party "a holiday revolution." There were hundreds of people there. My review follows via text messags with my mother.
Mom cell: How was the 'ball'? Me: Eh sorta sleazy and desperate feeling Mom cell: Yuck Me: And overpriced and there was a plastic surgery info booth Mom cell: R u kidding? Me: I wish I was Mom cell: Oy